Welcome to the homepage for all news NDGAF Fantasy Football related for the 2014 season.
Now, I know what you're all thinking: Commish, haven't you tried to do this the last few seasons and then you got lazy halfway through? Yes. And what makes this season any different you might ask? Well, nothing. I'll probably still get lazy midway through October, but for now this is where our weekly power rankings will be.
So to start things off for the 2014 season on draft night, here are our first set of power rankings: The Top 12 team names in NDGAF Fantasy Football.
12. "Team sornatale25"
Rough showing out of the newcomer. Sure, there hasn't even been a draft yet and he may not know exactly how to change his username, but you've got to give better than just the middle school last name-number combination. We expect better out of you Mikey.
11. "Creamy Corasaniti"
You may or may not have remembered Kevin's confusing end-of-season name change, but since him and The Commish faced each other in the final regular season matchup, this team name has made it all the way through the offseason to August. Expect something ridiculous and Dez Bryant/Manziel related to appear in the coming weeks.
10. "What The Fox Say"
LOL. What year do even think this is John?? Late 2013?!?! Clearly we're dealing with another case of "I haven't changed my password since last season get off my back" but since this is such a time-unfriendly name it suffers even more. What's to expect out of Giovanni in a name? Only the Cove Deli menu will tell.
9. "Sleepy Strahans"
The Commish has used Giants-themed names before, but the "Playbook of Eli" didn't do so well for him back in 2012. He's hoping that a nod to the new Hall of Famer will bode better for his team, who was admittedly embarrassingly crushed in last year's finale to Drew.
8. "Papa's Home"
If you follow Greg on Facebook, Instagram, Myspace, or have simply talked to him in the last few years, you'll know that he's very fond of his (self-proclaimed?) nickname of "Papa". I, for one, am a big fan of it and am excited for the Big Latka to join our ranks. Welcome to the league. But boo for going to the Yankee game instead of drafting.
7. "McFadden's Revenge"
Any team name that incorporate's it's star player is always good. That being said, Camman's the Mannan's team name will most likely change as soon as he gets his new team. Unless of course he picks picks Darren again in this year's draft just to keep the name which would be a bold move. Bold move Cam.
6. "Nam Cewton"
An interesting team name coming from the big Ry T that again will surely change with a new team. Will Ryan stick along the same theme with his new star player? (Will we be looking at Meyton Panning sometime soon?) Either way, a solid team name from a solid 2013 showing.
5. "How I Feel Right Now"
Kudos to Jake for the Manziel GIF placement that coincides with his team name, which was a solid self-deprecation for the quality of his team's performance late in this season. Snake is one of the more clever team namers in the league so don't be surprised if we have some more college bro GIF's coming at our heads this season.
4. "Bobby Shmurda"
Poot's big on hot boi rappers and putting a lot of thought into everything fantasy football related, so without further adieu here is Poot's new preseason team name. Is Poot the kinda guy who will change his name every so often to coincide with his opponent? Of course he is, so keep up. Or not because that would be weird.
3. "MaDixie Normous"
This is hilarious. There's going 0 to 100 real quick, and then there's what C.J. did in his team name choice for his inaugural season among the NDGAF ranks. The only thing that could possibly best a funny name like this would have to include another weiner related joke, right? Right.
2. "Hold My Dickson"
The name of our two-time defending champs squad is a fan favorite but will most likely change in the upcoming season. If that wasn't the case, Hold My Dickson, an all-time classic, would most likely be reigning at the top spot. Unfortunately, there's another Hall of Fame name among our ranks that won't be going away any time soon.
1. "Team No Rules Pasta"
Was there ever even a debate? Rob is Italian so he's required by law to enjoy pasta. And we all admire how our lovable loose cannon just can't be bother by playing by the rules. So clearly at the beginning of the 2013 season, Rob declared, why not incorporate both?
Now, I know what you're all thinking: Commish, haven't you tried to do this the last few seasons and then you got lazy halfway through? Yes. And what makes this season any different you might ask? Well, nothing. I'll probably still get lazy midway through October, but for now this is where our weekly power rankings will be.
So to start things off for the 2014 season on draft night, here are our first set of power rankings: The Top 12 team names in NDGAF Fantasy Football.
12. "Team sornatale25"
Rough showing out of the newcomer. Sure, there hasn't even been a draft yet and he may not know exactly how to change his username, but you've got to give better than just the middle school last name-number combination. We expect better out of you Mikey.
11. "Creamy Corasaniti"
You may or may not have remembered Kevin's confusing end-of-season name change, but since him and The Commish faced each other in the final regular season matchup, this team name has made it all the way through the offseason to August. Expect something ridiculous and Dez Bryant/Manziel related to appear in the coming weeks.
10. "What The Fox Say"
LOL. What year do even think this is John?? Late 2013?!?! Clearly we're dealing with another case of "I haven't changed my password since last season get off my back" but since this is such a time-unfriendly name it suffers even more. What's to expect out of Giovanni in a name? Only the Cove Deli menu will tell.
9. "Sleepy Strahans"
The Commish has used Giants-themed names before, but the "Playbook of Eli" didn't do so well for him back in 2012. He's hoping that a nod to the new Hall of Famer will bode better for his team, who was admittedly embarrassingly crushed in last year's finale to Drew.
8. "Papa's Home"
If you follow Greg on Facebook, Instagram, Myspace, or have simply talked to him in the last few years, you'll know that he's very fond of his (self-proclaimed?) nickname of "Papa". I, for one, am a big fan of it and am excited for the Big Latka to join our ranks. Welcome to the league. But boo for going to the Yankee game instead of drafting.
7. "McFadden's Revenge"
Any team name that incorporate's it's star player is always good. That being said, Camman's the Mannan's team name will most likely change as soon as he gets his new team. Unless of course he picks picks Darren again in this year's draft just to keep the name which would be a bold move. Bold move Cam.
6. "Nam Cewton"
An interesting team name coming from the big Ry T that again will surely change with a new team. Will Ryan stick along the same theme with his new star player? (Will we be looking at Meyton Panning sometime soon?) Either way, a solid team name from a solid 2013 showing.
5. "How I Feel Right Now"
Kudos to Jake for the Manziel GIF placement that coincides with his team name, which was a solid self-deprecation for the quality of his team's performance late in this season. Snake is one of the more clever team namers in the league so don't be surprised if we have some more college bro GIF's coming at our heads this season.
4. "Bobby Shmurda"
Poot's big on hot boi rappers and putting a lot of thought into everything fantasy football related, so without further adieu here is Poot's new preseason team name. Is Poot the kinda guy who will change his name every so often to coincide with his opponent? Of course he is, so keep up. Or not because that would be weird.
3. "MaDixie Normous"
This is hilarious. There's going 0 to 100 real quick, and then there's what C.J. did in his team name choice for his inaugural season among the NDGAF ranks. The only thing that could possibly best a funny name like this would have to include another weiner related joke, right? Right.
2. "Hold My Dickson"
The name of our two-time defending champs squad is a fan favorite but will most likely change in the upcoming season. If that wasn't the case, Hold My Dickson, an all-time classic, would most likely be reigning at the top spot. Unfortunately, there's another Hall of Fame name among our ranks that won't be going away any time soon.
1. "Team No Rules Pasta"
Was there ever even a debate? Rob is Italian so he's required by law to enjoy pasta. And we all admire how our lovable loose cannon just can't be bother by playing by the rules. So clearly at the beginning of the 2013 season, Rob declared, why not incorporate both?